Lyrics:

Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen
(Luke 2:11)

Mom, Dad! What's that sound?
Here he comes -- don't call the cops now
That dude -- heard about his attitude
Naughty kids will get -- zero Christmas gifts
Don't you know he's coming Christmas Eve?
I'm gonna toss and turn -- I'll get up!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho)
Ain't nothin' like him that I've ever seen
Got to fly around the world -- he's a human sardine
How'd you -- climb on down my chimney flue?
Got my mom and dad comin' to my bedroom:
"Don't you know who's coming Christmas Eve?
Don't lose Him in the rush!"
I give up! Huh?!!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho)
SPOKEN:
Yeah, there's somethin' the little kid forgot tonight
I can barely see the star for the tree comin' off of it
If I reach down I can see the manger
Reason for the season
Gift buying -- time's flying
Got to find the real true meaning
Got the feeling something's missing
Christmas shopping ain't no fun without
Son of God, Son of God
Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho)
Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho)
Son of God!