Lyrics:

Till I Met Her, I Thought I Knew The Answers
i Thought A Bit Of Treatment Was All A Body Needs
i'll Take You Where The Haps Are
all The Handsome Chaps Are
squeeze You Till I Make Your Feelings Bleed

she Put Me Right Behind Her In Fifteen Minutes
she Could Have Had My Things Off, So Sadly Was I Raised
i Had A Lot To Learn, Dear
if I'd Gone On The Turn, Dear
it Wouldn't Be Surprising Nowadays

you Know She's Sueperman's Big Sister
her X-Ray Eyes See Through My Silly Ways
sueperman's Big Sister, Superior Skin And Blister
it Doesn't Seem Surprising Nowadays... Yeah!

superman's Big Sister
(Oh-Oh-Oo-Oh)
superman's Big Sister
(Oh-Oh-Oo-Oh)
superman's Big Sister
(Oh-Oh-Oo-Oh)
superman's Big Sister
(Oh-Oh-Oo-Oh)
i Said She's Sueperman's Big Sister
it Doesn't Seem Surprising Nowadays

and Now I've Had The Sense To Keep Her Friendship
and Though I Nearly Miffed It In Many Little Ways
the Story's Got No Sequel
cos Me And Her Are Equal
is That So Surprising Nowadays

because She's Sueperman's Big Sister
her X-Ray Eyes See Through My Silly Ways
i Said She's Sueperman's Big Sister, His Grown Up Skin And Blister
is That So Surprising Nowadays