Lyrics:

Spoken Words by The New Kung Pao Buckaroos (Little Jimmy Dickens, Whisperin' Bill Anderson, Brad Paisley,and Vince Gill)

Brad: Where's George
Bill: George Who
Brad: Jones
Bill: George Jon - you mean no show?
Brad: Yeah I guess he's living up to his name.
Bill: He's no show
Brad: We need somebody to take his place


Vince: Hey fellas whatda doing? My name's Vince. I understand that you're ah potential looking for ah a more cloric friendly ah person for the Kung Pao Mountain Boys or whatever the hell you call your band.
Bill: I like this guy
Jimmy: I think he's in
Brad: Perfect
Brad: The grand ole opry theater proudly presents
Jimmy: Bigger Fish to fry
Brad: staring The New
Jimmy: Kung Pao Buckaroos, Now Possum Free