Lyrics:

You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch
you Really Are A Heel
you're As Cuddly As A Cactus
you're As Charming As An Eel
mr. Grinch!
you're A Bad Banana
with A Greasy Black Peel!

you're A Monster, Mr. Grinch!
your Heart's An Empty Hole
your Brain Is Full Of Spiders
you've Got Garlic In Your Soul
mr. Grinch!
i Wouldn't Touch You
with A Thirty-Nine-And-A-Half Foot Pole!

you're A Vile One, Mr. Grinch!
you Have Termites In Your Smile
you Have All The Tender Sweetness
of A Seasick Crocodile
mr. Grinch!
given The Choice Between The Two Of You
i'd Take The Seasick Crocodile!

you're A Foul One, Mr. Grinch!
you're A Nasty, Wasty Skunk!
your Heart Is Full Of Unwashed Socks
your Soul Is Full Of Gunk
mr. Grinch!
the Three Words That Best Describe You
are As Follows, And I Quote
'stink, Stank, Stunk!'

you're A Rotter, Mr. Grinch!
you're The King Of Sinful Sots!
your Heart's A Dead Tomato
splotched With Moldy, Purple Spots
mr. Grinch!
your Soul Is An Apalling Dump-Heap
overflowing With The Most Disgraceful
assortment Of Deplorable Rubbish Imaginable
mangled-Up In Tangled-Up Knots!

you Nauseate Me, Mr. Grinch!
with A Nauseous Super Naus!
you're A Crooked Jerky Jockey
and You Drive A Crooked Hoss
mr. Grinch!
you're A Three-Decker Sauerkraut
and Toadstool Sandwich
with Arsenic Sauce!