Lyrics:

I'm twenty-nine years old
Still wearing the wallet chain
Like I was twenty-eight.
I'm wearing my vans right now
So high school kids
Will think that I can skate.
I've got a degree in science
Yet shaking my fists in defiance.
Anyway, I'm not cliche
I hardly own any ties.
I may be old
But at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
I'm watching MTV for fashion tips
So I can say that I saw it first.
Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee;
Say I'm cool
Just like Fred Durst.
I pay almost all my bills.
I sleep on a futon still.
Anyway, I'm not cliche
I hardly own any ties.
I may be old
But at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
I may be old
But at least I'm not like all those other old guys.