Lyrics:

These sheets are starched, just right
As far as I can tell
And we have sea salt in our eyes
In our eyes
Breeches, body swelling
Oh, it’s swelling like a can
And he thinks his body, oh
His body, his body is a man
And his friends think it’s funny
To watch him worry, worry about himself
And he thinks it’s funny
Not to worry, worry about your health

I love, I love me
And all the best for myself
I love, I love me
And all the best for myself
I love, I love me
And all the best for myself

These sheets are starched, just right
As far as we can tell
And we have sea salt in our eyes
In our eyes