Lyrics:

She's my best friend
Certainly not the average girl
She's my best friend
Understands me when I'm fallin' down, down, down

Oh, it hurts to be that way
Down, down, down
Oh, it hurts to know you're that kind of fella

Here's to Newspaper Joe
Dropped his teeth on the floor
Caught his hand in the door
Guess that's the way the news goes

If you want to see me
Sorry but I'm not around
If you want to be me
Turn around, I'm by the window where the light is

She's my best friend
Better than a dog or car
She's my best friend
Understands me when I'm fallin' down, down, down

Oh, it hurts to be that way
Down, down, down
Oh, it hurts to know you're that kinda fella

Here's to Mulberry Jane
She made jam when she came
Somebody cut off her feet
Now jelly rolls in the street

If you want to see me
Sorry but I'm not around
If you want to be me
Turn around, I'm by the window where the light is

She's my best friend
Certainly not the average girl
She's my best friend
Understands me when I'm fallin'

Fallin' down
Fallin' down
Fallin' down
Fallin' down
Fallin' down