Lyrics:

[Intro]
Tja, liebe [BILD-Freunde?], nun ist es endlich soweit. In wenigen Sekunden beginnt die erste Show im deutschen Fernsehen, die nur für euch gemacht ist. Es ist eine Live-Sendung mit jungen Leuten für junge Leute und nun geht's los. Die erste Band trägt den fast unaussprechlichen Namen „Die Toten Hosen“. Sie kommen aus der wunderschönen Stadt Düsseldorf am Rhein. Viel Spaß.?
One, two, three, four

[Strophe]
She's so respectable (Whe-he-heo)
She's so respectable
Well, what kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)
She's never ever been kissed (What kind of girl?)
Rubbidy rub dub dub (What kind of girl is this?)
She's never ever been in love (What kind of girl?)
She's never been in the moonlight
Watchin' the stars above
What kind of girl is this?
What kind of girl?

Well, what kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)
She's never been out on a date (What kind of girl?)
Hey, what kind of girl is this? (What kind of girl is this?)
She's never ever come home late (What kind of girl?)
Oh and I love her, can't you see that now?
She's the kind of girl for me

She's so respectable
She's so respectable
And did you love her? (No, no, no, no)
Did you hug her? (No, no, no, no, no)
And did you kiss her? (No, no, no, no)
And did you squeeze her? (No, no, no, no, no)

Oh, but I love her, can't you see that now?
She's the kind of girl for me
She's so respectable
Yeah, she's so respectable
She's so respectable
She's so respectable
She's so respectable

And did you love her? (No, no, no, no)
Did you hug her? (No, no, no, no, no)
Did you kiss her? (No, no, no, no)
Did you squeeze her? (No, no, no, no, no)

Oh and I love her, can't you see that now?
She's the kind of girl for me
She's so respectable
Yeah, she's so respectable
She's so respectable
She's so respectable
She's so respectable
She's so nice
She's so respectable