Lyrics:

Well, down at the factory, I'm never late
I'm a mild-mannered man who pulls his weight
I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop
'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock
Then I disappear until the weekend's through
And you'll never guess who I turn into

I'm a honky-tonk Superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers
I'm a honky-tonk Superman
That's who I really am
A real rebel, daredevil, honky-tonkin' Superman

Everybody's waiting for my next move
Last night I broke the record for acting a fool
My favorite waitress said I went a little too far
When I came roller skating down the top of the bar
Now don't blame me for just having fun
They never should've bet me that it couldn't be done

'Cause I'm a honky-tonk Superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers
Well, I'm a honky-tonk Superman
That's who I really am
A real rebel, daredevil, honky-tonkin' Superman

Hey, look up there on the neon sign
It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind

Oh, it's just honky-tonk Superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers
Whoa, yeah, I'm a honky-tonk Superman
Yeah, that's who I really am
A real rebel, daredevil, honky-tonkin' Superman

Yeah, sure 'nuff, real tough, honky-tonk Superman