Lyrics:

Johnny joined the army
The cause he didn't know
He served three years
In the Middle East
You know it doesn't show
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Johnny was a soldier
He can't dance anymore
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Johnny was a soldier
He can't dance anymore
When he came out
He tried to form a band
But he's only got one leg
And he can hardly stand
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Johnny was a soldier
He can't dance anymore
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Johnny was a soldier
He can't dance anymore...
Now he drinks alone
He gets sentimental
He watches girls dance
And he's thrown away his medals