Lyrics:

Interlude
(Dolemite)
What the fuck is yo name muthafucka?

(Brother Marquis)

Long Rod!

Fat Frank!

Stiff Peter!

Stiff

Stiff Peter!

(Richard Pryor)
I'm gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life. And ladies listen up, I may just save your relationship

(???)
They took a dick from California, transplanted that muthafucka to Washington DC and it fucked the nation&.


(Dolemite)
And&and& and my greatest THRILL....is to bust my nuts in a bitch's mouth!

CHORUS:

That Dick Almighty
all-almighty
That Dick Almighty
all-almighty
That dick&&&&&&almighty

(Fresh Kid Ice)
Dick the Almighty's of no surprise
It'll fuck all the bitches, all shapes and size
She'll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock

He'll tear the pussy open cuz its satisfaction
The bitch won't leave, it's Fatal Attraction.
Dick so powerful she'll kneel and pray
Awaiting her time hoping soon to slay

(Brother Marquis)
That dick! Will make a bitch cry
When fuckin a bitch that's tight in size
That dick! Has got a spell on you
Once it gets inside you'll act a fool
That dick! Will make a bitch act cute
Suck my dick, bitch, and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want it
If you could wear a dick,bitch, you would flaunt it
That dick!

CHORUS

(Fresh Kid Ice)
Bitches are the one's thinkin dicks get soft
They fuck one time and they got off
Thinkin its slick just to ride the dick
They'll make a nigga cum and then he'll quit?

But not the long one. I won't play that shit
Put her ass in the buck and kill the clit
It's 15 inches long, 8 inches thick
Last name Almighty, first name is DICK

(Brother Marquis)
That dick! Is a mutha fucka
I cant be pussy whipped by a dick sucka
That dick! Will drive a bitch crazy
Bitches wanna fuck when your tired and lazy
That dick! Sometimes costs you money
Don't be blamed for a child that's not yours, dummy.
That dick! Is a greedy bitch's dinner
I let a bitch feed before I go up in her
That dick!

CHORUS

(Fresh Kid Ice)
Bitches go crazy after all night fucks
Starting from the back then to the buck
Since a good dick is hard to find,
I'll kill that pussy then fuck your mind

Bitches like the dick, just claim defeat
Forget the salad just eat my meat
They pay big dollars cuz it don't come free
To spend time with the Dick the Almighty

(Brother Marquis)
That dick! Will make ya cheat on yo man
Make you so freaky and hot in the ass
That dick! Will make ya hurt yourself
When you don't have dick you'll finger fuck yourself
That dick! Is an awful thing
But you bull-dykin bitches are fuckin up the game
Rubbin belly to belly and skin to skin
Fuckin like hell but ain't no dick going in
That dick!

CHORUS



OUTRO
(Richard Pryor cut by Mr. Mixx)
When a women is about to grab my private personal parts
I want her to grab my private personal parts
Grab my private personal parts

(???)
This record is dedicated to all you gals who don't appreciate us men enough&
A Hard man is good to find&..a hard man is good to find