Lyrics:

Will you accept a collect call
From Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench, singing that song
He cannot stop
This is not the first time
He was so cute (Yeah, yeah)
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too!
Now the song remains

Why are the burners always toast? (Remains)
Why are the stoners always stoned? (Remains)
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Remains)
To get away from the Zeppelin song

I got a job minimum wage and a table dance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed, wasted every night when I come home
Playin' the same ol' lead again and again and again

Sometimes I gotta say 'Shut up!'
Sometimes I gotta say 'So what?'
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeppelin song?
Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out

He's burned the stairway to hell
Yeah, that is him
Playin' the same old Zeppelin song again and again
And again and again and again and again

I'm a guitar
A Les Paul single cutaway
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings, start playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols or anything
Son House or the blues

Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh, go sell it to Jimmy Page
At the crossroads with the deal he made
Cause that song ain't goin' away

Oh, God, the Zeppelin song
Oh, no, the Zeppelin song
Here comes the Zeppelin song
Oh, God, the Zeppelin song

Shut up!