Lyrics:

(Gotta keep 'em separated)
(Dude, you're not even plugged!)

Beat me
Beat me up, beat me down, beat me silly
Beat me anyway you want
Why don't you hurt me?
Hurt me here, hurt me there
Hurt me now where it's gonna hurt the most

Call me
Call me back, call me now
Call me later call me anything you want
Do you hate me?
Cause I bash Britney Spears
Play The Queers, went to Burger King for lunch

Kick me
Kick me right, kick me now
Kick me back to wherever I was found
Do you love me?
When I talk like an ass
Smokin' grass, talkin' trash brings you down

I've got nothin' to do
Number one procrastinator
I've got nothin' to say
But I'll say it to you later
I've got nothin' to do
Number one procrastinator
I've got nothin' to say

Are you open?
I've got cash, credit cards
Got a car, it's parked right around the block
Do you love me?
Stick your hands down my shorts
Down in front, you'll do anything I want

I've got nothin' to do
Number one procrastinator
I've got nothin' to say
But I'll say it to you later
I've got nothin' to do
Number one procrastinator
I've got nothin' to say
(You're going down)
(You're going down)
(You're going down)
(Kill, baby, kill, baby, take me down)

Beat me
Hurt me
Call me
Why don't you fuck me?
(We're going down)
(We're going down)
(We're going down)
(We're going down)
(We're going down)

I've got nothin' to do
Number one procrastinator (We're going down)
I've got nothin' to say
But I'll say it to you later (We're going down)
I've got nothin' to do
Number one procrastinator (We're going down)
I've got nothin' to say
But I'll say it to you (We're going down)
I've got nothin' to do (Hey, hey)
Number one procrastinator (Hey, hey) (We're going down)
I've got nothin' to say (Hey, hey!)
But I'll say it to you (Hey, hey!) (We're going down)
I've got nothin' to do (Hey, hey!)
Number one procrastinator (Hey, hey!) (We're going down)
I've got nothin' to say (Hey, hey, hey!)