Lyrics:

hey mark its fourth and goal why don't you get your dad a beer and do us all a favor get your punk ass out of here dear i think our son's retarded he likes to read not watch tv mark never plays no football with the kids across the street hey mom hey dad yeah sports are great if you like touching other men but when we touch each other off the field well this becomes a sin so i understand you think i'm slow but i don't want to be like you because of you and mommy its what i was born to do hey hey i'm destroying the world i don't really give a shit cuz it feels so god damn cool i'm destroying the world i don't really give a shit no sorry son we understand that you just don't fit in so i filled your mom's prescription you'll be one of us again hey i don't give a shit bout what you think you made me just who i am i'm taking up the banjo to execute my evil plan then lets go