Lyrics:

'Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal
Why don't you get your dad a beer?
And do us all a favor
Get your punk ass out of here'
I think our son's retarded
He likes to read, not watch TV
He never plays no football
With the kids across the street'

'Hey mom, hey dad, yeah, sports are great
If you like touching other men
But when we touch each other off the field
Well, this becomes a sin
So I understand you think I'm slow
But I don't want to be like you
Because of you and mommy
Its what I was born to do, yee-haw'

I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit 'cause it feels so goddamn cool
I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit, no

'Sorry son, we understand that you just don't fit in
So I filled your mom's prescription, you'll be one of us again'
'I don't give a shit 'bout what you think, you made me just who I am
I'm taking up the banjo to execute my evil plan'

I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit 'cause it feels so goddamn cool
I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit, no
I reckon that's right

I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit 'cause it feels so goddamn cool
I'm destroying the world
I don't really give a shit, no

Go on, git