Lyrics:

Looking good is all that matters
You can't predict if she'll stay or go
If she speaks again It's a brick I'll throw
Don't you know
Her voice will make you want to hang yourself
But something
Makes you want to stay
Looking good is all that matters
God bless our society
Another day, another donut hole
Damnit honey, you can eat
Don't you eye my jelly roll
You know better, but you can't hlep yourself
But puking
Keeps you looking great...