Lyrics:

My name is Dr. Worm
Good morning How are you? I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm, I live like a worm

I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell

When I get into it I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Warne will pay the solo

Some day somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name
They will call me Dr. Worm

Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm, I live like a worm

And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'm not a real doctor but they call me Dr. Worm