Lyrics:

I'm A Glum One, It's Explainable, I Met Someone Unattainable
life's A Bore, The World Is My Oyster No More
all The Papers Where I Lead The News With My Capers, Now Will Spread The News
superman Turns Out To Be Flash-In-The-Pan
i've Been Around The World In A Plane, Designed The Latest Ibm Brain
but Lately I'm So Downhearted, 'cause I Can't Get Started With You
in Cincinatti Or In Rangoon, I Simply Smile And All The Gals Swoon
their Whims I've More Than Just Charted, But I Can't Get Started With You
o Tell Me Why Am I No Kick To You, I Who'd Always Stick To You
fly Through Thin And Thick To You, Tell Me Why I'm Taboo
each Time I Chanced To See Franklin D., He Always Said, Hi Buddy To Me
and With Queens I've A La Carted, But I Can't Get Started With You