Lyrics:

A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigatin' grass blades completely by feel
Got a sassy chassis, sparkle in the sun
All four small bald fat tires
Rockin' through the sand and burnin' up

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Okay, I got a rubber-band motor
Hummin' on the beach and ready for fun
Quit spinnin' that web and come out and play in the sun
Eight thimble-sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
Spider's badass fat old abdomen stuck in the buggy seat

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand


Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spider man was squintin' at the sand in the sky
Spider woman in the front seat, screamin' 'Go, go, go'
He's ridin' the accelerator down to the floor
With his fuzzy little toe-oh-oh-oh-oh

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy