Lyrics:

A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigatin' grass blades completely by feel
Got a sassy chassis sparkle in the sun
All four small bald fat tires rockin' through the sand and burnin' up
Little dune buggy in the sand
A little blue dune buggy in my hand

Okay, I got a-
Rubber band motor hummin' on the beach, ready for fun
Quit spinnin' that web and come out and play in the sun
Eight thimble-sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
Spider's badass fat old abdomen's stuck in the bucket seat
Little dune buggy in the sand
A little blue dune buggy in my hand

Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spider-Man was squintin' at the sand and the sky
Spider-woman in the front seat, screamin', 'Go, go, go'
He's ridin' the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe
Whoa-whoa-whoa
Little dune buggy in the sand
A little blue dune buggy in my hand
Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy, little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy