Lyrics:

Un. Deux. Trois

Plastic surgery guilty is really of plastic heart
She dresses up in plastic clothes
And gets into her plastic car

I wanna be plastic too!
And be plastic friends with you!

She took a trip to Amsterdam
They told her it would do her well
She had a plastic overdose
In a cheap plastic hotel

I wanna be plastic too!
Less like me and more like you!
Plastic, plastic, I am plastic
Plastic, plastic
Let's have some plastic to drink our ugly lies
Plastic, plastic, I am plastic
Plastic, plastic
Plastic others all I'm dreaming of
Plastic, plastic I am plastic

Plastic politicians
In a plastic world
There's plastic suicide bombers
Going to a plastic paradise
I wanna be plastic too!
And die from plastic ideas like you
Plastic. plastic, I am plastic
Plastic plastic
Plastic bottles all I'm dreaming of
Plastic, plastic, I am plastic
Plastic, Plastic
Let's have some plastic drink to our ugly lies
Plastic plastic, I am plastic x 4 too!