Lyrics:

(Contains sound clips from the Art Bell show. The wildcard line references the phone line used by callers with unrelated questions.)
DREADMONBOOGALOO

DROP THAT THING

DREAD, DREAD, DREAD

BOOGALOO, BOOGALOO

EAST OF THE ROCKIES

WEST OF THE ROCKIES

ON THE WILDCARD LINE

DREAD

THIS IS ART (YEAH YEAH)

DREAD

EAST OF THE ROCKIES

DREAD,

WEST OF THE ROCKIES

DREAD

ON THE WILDCARD LINE

BOOGALOO, BOOGALOO, BOOGALOO