Lyrics:

Hi, this is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste!

Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
Got a hole in your panty, got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut (Whoo!)

Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you! (You go, girl)

Eh-oh (Aight)
Eh-oh (Aight)
Eh-oh (Aight)
Eh-oh
Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a didgeridoo
You look insane, ain't got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat ma Milly looks like Free Willy

Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you! (You go, girl)

Ride 'em, cowboy! (Yeehaw!)
G-g-giddy up, horsey, whoo!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It's like a horror movie isn't it? (Whoo!)
Ride 'em, cowboy! (Yeehaw!)
Whoo, whoo-wee!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Do you wanna know what I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid (Oh no)
You've got bad perm like a can of worms (Oh no)
Cheeks like a balloon, face of a baboon (Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm)
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes
And you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert (Whatever)

Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!

Eh-oh (Aight)
Eh-oh (Aight)
Eh-oh (Aight)
Eh-oh (Aight)

You got ears on your face like Spock in space
You got teeth in your head like Mr. Ed (What?)
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese
And mix it with glue and use it like shampoo! (What?)
Ping-pong, why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong
Whatever, whatever, whatever

Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you
Your mama too and your daddy
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!