Lyrics:

My name is Tom and I'm funky
(Beatsteaks, Beatsteaks, Beatsteaks, Beatsteaks)
I won't shake my ass
I won't rock the desk
I won't hold a mask
And I do confess
I come clean
I use vaseline
So fuck the scene
Know what I mean?
Know what I mean?
Oh, my god this band is tight
Oh, my god I cannot hide
I'm not ready to rock.