Lyrics:

Mother told me
Yes, she told me, I'd meet girls like you
She also told me
'Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch'
Just the other day I heard of a soldier's falling off
Some Indonesian junk that's going 'round
Mommy's all right
Daddy's all right
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don't give yourself away

Father says, 'Your mother's right, she's really up on things
Before we married mommy served in the WACs in the Philippines'
Now I had heard the WACs recruited old maids for the war
But mommy isn't one of those
I've known her all these years
Mommy's all right
Daddy's all right
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don't give yourself away

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking where'd they disappear?
Then I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out
Mommy's all right
Daddy's all right
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don't give yourself away
Away
Away
Surrender, surrender (mommy's all right, daddy's all right)
But don't give yourself away
Surrender, surrender (mommy's all right, daddy's all right)
But don't give yourself away
Surrender, surrender (mommy's all right, daddy's all right)
But don't give yourself away
Surrender, surrender (mommy's all right, daddy's all right)
But don't give yourself away
Surrender, surrender (mommy's all right, daddy's all right)
But don't give yourself away
Surrender, surrender (mommy's all right, daddy's all right)
But don't give yourself away...