He's the latest superhero with powers so profound He can leap a dotted line in just a single bound I know you must have seen him in the books and magazines He's the quintessential mindless modern epicene
His life is meaningful Because he gets things done Bang bang he's dead (Bang bang he's dead) Chalk up another triumph for our hero The automatic man
It's true you must have met him He's your best friend and your foe His opinions are determined By the status quo
A true creature of habit He smokes 3 packs a day When he has an original thought He forgets it right away
He's the automatic man
He's a paradigm of carefree living He's our mentor disturb him if you can He's the answer if your peace of mind is lacking He's our savior he is the common man So if you are troubled by the daily bump and grind Then take another look around and brother you will find