Lyrics:

(Band chanting)
A hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, het!
A hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, het!
A hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, het!
A hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, het!
A hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, het!
A hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, het!
(Band continues chanting while Alex sings)
When I was nothing but a baby sitting on my Granny's knee
She said 'If you be a bad boy the Beastie's gonna get you'
The Beastie's gonna get me. The Water Beastie's gonna get me
(Chanting stops)

Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in distress
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in distress
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness

He got a neck so long and strong speeding through the water
Head like a horse who looked like a swan. And he made a noise like uh...(monster sound)
Make a noise like a monster sound uh...(monster sound)
Make a noise like a monster sound uh...(monster sound)

Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in distress
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness

Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in distress
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness

Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in distress
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness

Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in distress
Look at the monster. Look at the monster. Look at the monster in Lochness