Lyrics:
Yeah, hey!Here she comesThis here's a story aboutLilly and BillyHow they got marriedAnd lived happy ever afterShe was only a Friday night floosieAnd I had Saturday on my mindOnly a Friday night floosieOne of the roving kindBut it's $25 for a massageAnd I can do just the same myselfIt's ahh $25 for a massageBut I can do better than anybody elseHere she comes, hoe!Here comes LillyLilly was standing in a parlourSweet as a sweet baby could beLilly was standing in a parlourShe was looking straight at meBut it's ahh $25 for a massageAnd I can do the same myself$25 for a massageAnd I'm better than anybody elseWe fell in loveWe got marriedLove for the rest of my lifeBilly and Lilly were sweetheartsShe's gonna be my loving wifeCost me $25 for a massageShe was even better than meCost me $25 for a massageAnd she's sweet as a sweety can beHey Lilly got somebody on the phoneHey Billy we got somebody on the phone