He be came the toast of old London town Because a pachyderm slapped his momma down Well that's what give him the brand Of the ole elephant man
Oh, Lord, how could you be so cold To dump all those blues on one poor soul Tell me Lord could you stand To be the elephant man
He took a lick from the ugly stick He made the people of London sick He had the looks that could fry a toad Make a train take a gravel road
Well it became the rage of Victorian society To have a monster come over to your house for a cup of tea Hell old Hank Lordenbaughmen Didn't look like you and me
He took a lick from the ugly stick He made the people of London sick He had the looks that could fry a toad Make a train take a gravel road
He be came the toast of old London town Because a pachyderm slapped his momma down Well that's what give him the brand Of the ole elephant man
Tell Me Lord could you stand To be the elephant man The old elephant man