Lyrics:

Now, the thirteen question method is the one to use
Listen to me
Thirteen question method is the one to use
I'm saying that the thirteen question method is the one you gotta use
If you wanna have some fun
'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use
Um

Question number one: you wanna have fun? uh huh
Question number two: what to do?
Let's see!
Question number three: wanna go out and eat burger with me?
God Almighty
For the thirteen question method is the one to use

Now the question number five: don't give me no jive this morning
Question number six: don't try no tricks, this evening
Question number seven: I'll pick you up at a quarter to eleven, baby
And question number eight: it's a date


That's question number nine: where to dine, this evening?
Question number ten: uh, can we get in?
Question number eleven: gonna be just like heaven?
God Almighty
Question number twelve: we get by ourselves?

'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use
The thirteen question method is the one to use
Now the thirteen question method is the one gotta use if you wanna...
The thirteen question method is the one to use
And she says uh
He says

The thirteen question method is the one to use
The thirteen question method is the one to use
Now the thirteen question method is the one gotta use it if you wanna have some fun
'Cause the...