Lyrics:

Coming off of a skit and song on friendship, Jack and Kyle’s friendship is about to be tested, when Jack finds that his schnitzel is gone. This skit also leads into the track “Karate”.
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge
*opens fridge*
JB: Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel?
*KG snores*
JB: Hey, wake up. Wake up, you asshole. Wake up
KG: Whahaha-whahahat? What?
JB: Wake up
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin' schnitzel
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin' schnitzel
KG: Well, it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game for-
JB: Yeah?
KG: -for anybody that wants to eat it
JB: Well, then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow, God!
JB: Okay? That's a fucking-
KG: Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right, it's a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well, if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KAY!
KG: OW!
JB: KI-AY!
KG: D'oh!