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The idea of “Cock pushups” became a plot point in the movie Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny.KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin' cock push-ups
KG: Cock push-ups?
JB: Yeah
KG: What are those?
JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground
KG: Yeah
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground
KG: No, that's, that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?
JB: Well not at first
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time
KG: Hmm, how, how many push-ups can you do?
JB: Cock push-ups?
KG: Yeah... I guess you could only do one really
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need