Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen
It's my proud privilege to present ABC!

My name is Martin Fry, F-R-Y
Who needs the moon when we got the stars!

A! B! C!
A! B! C!

Mark White, that's right!
Mark White
Mark White, that's right!
Mark White

A! B! C!
A! B! C!

Hi! I'm Eden!
I want you to kiss my snatch!

A! B! C!
A! B! C!

Howdy, disco citizens, I'm David Yarritu
I may be tiny, but I'm strong!

A! B! C!
A! B! C!