Lyrics:

Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs I'll take you where the haps are All the handsome chaps are Squeeze you till I make your feelings bleed She put me right behind her in fifteen minutes She could have had my things off, so sadly was I raised I had a lot to learn, dear If I'd gone on the turn, dear It wouldn't be surprising nowadays You know she's Sueperman's big sister Her X-ray eyes see through my silly ways Sueperman's big sister, superior skin and blister It doesn't seem surprising nowadays... yeah! Superman's big sister (oh-oh-oo-oh) Superman's big sister (oh-oh-oo-oh) Superman's big sister (oh-oh-oo-oh) Superman's big sister (oh-oh-oo-oh) I said she's Sueperman's big sister It doesn't seem surprising nowadays And now I've had the sense to keep her friendship And though I nearly miffed it in many little ways The story's got no sequel Cos me and her are equal Is that so surprising nowadays? Because she's Sueperman's big sister Her X-ray eyes see through my silly ways I said she's Sueperman's big sister, his grown up skin and blister Is that so surprising nowadays?