Lyrics:

I'm going back to the 03
To drift among the shrubbery
With my tail between my legs
And the echoes of what you said
'You'll never make it out there
You're useless without me'

Well, here I am now, so don't be shy
Come point and laugh at the failure, I
Cos I'm moping round the bus exchange
Counting out two-eighty change
To get a bus to my mum's house

I'm going back to the 03
To see the places where I used to be
Getting punched on High Street mall
Getting drunk at the college ball

'You'll never make it out there
You're useless without me
You'll never make it out there
You're useless without me.'

Oh, if I stay longer
I'll feel my mind surrender
And I'll write a dozen letters
To the Editor
To the Editor