Lyrics:

Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed
Ugliest dog I've seen
And if you ever saw him
Bet ya half a carton yood agree
He got the limp in a trap as a puppy dog
Lost his eye when he run into a gate
And an ear in a fight with another dog
Covered in fleas and mange
And all of the town dogs picked on Roo Dog
'Cause he couldn't fight
Lost an ear and lost eye
Lost another fight tonight
And all of the other town dogs
Didn't wanna catch the mange
So they wouldn't let poor Roo Dog
Join in any town dog games
Then one outback kristmas eve
Santa lost his way
Roo Dog can you help me 'cause
fuckin' reindeers got me lost
And then how the town dogs loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed
Yool go down in history
Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed
Yool go down in history