Lyrics:

Don't look at me, don't touch me
Keep your mind straight ahead
Don't get no funny ideas about 'we'
Or you'll wish that you were dead
That's what I'm thinkin' she must be thinkin'
The girl I spent fifty-three bucks on last night
She gives me a look from the corner of her eye
That says, boy, keep actin' right
How surprised was I when she leaned over
And whispered in my ear

Get a leg up (Ah ah)
Get a leg over, boy (Yeah yeah)
Get a leg up (Ah ah)
What's the matter?
Are you shy, shy, shy?

I'm pretty good with first impressions
But sometimes I'm not always right
I pulled the car to the shoulder of the road
To see what she had in mind
'You want me to spend the night?
Hey, lover boy, you know I will
And my best girlfriend that lives down the road
Together we will thrill ya'
And I'm thinkin' to myself
I could be lucky Pierre tonight

If I could get a leg up (Ah ah)
If I could get a leg over, boy (Yeah yeah)
You know I ain't that handsome, no (Ah ah)
But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy

Ah, goddamn

The rest of the night went on and on
And the moral to this song
Don't go makin' hasty judgments
'Cause, uh, sometimes they could be wrong
Nothin' wrong with a good time
Just keep yourself protected, make a list
And you can bet your life that the women don't know
Their little girls are actin' like this, yeah
So the next time a young one moves up
And she whispers in your ear, yeah

Get a leg up (Ah ah)
Get a leg over, boy (Yeah yeah)
Get a leg up (Ah ah)
Now don't you be shy, shy, shy
Now get a leg up (Ah ah)
Get a leg over, boy (Yeah yeah)
You know I ain't that handsome (Ah ah)
But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy
Yeah, get a leg up (Ah ah)
Get a leg over, boy (Yeah yeah)
Get a leg up (Ah ah)
Now don't you be shy, shy, shy (Oh, shotgun)