Lyrics:

The case for the catwalk
Clues are too cool for the kids
The importance of keeping your clothes on
And taking your mind off of this

Oh, so many buildings
Museums and churches, historical houses
Eat in or take away
Anything that fits in your mouth
Open top buses
Are winding round things of general interest
I'm interested in something
The direction you take if you want to get out, out, out, out

Every night I am woken by police
Put this city in disrepute if it means I can sleep

The case for the catwalk
Clues are too cool for the kids
The importance of keeping your clothes on
And taking your mind off of this
The casual and the clean cut
Find me somewhere I can stay
I'm looking for pastimes and lifestyles
To keep my attention at bay

Fields are followed by fields
The village store opens whenever it likes
I drive behind tractors
That drive behind families on bikes
The neighbourhood watch
Or is it that the neighbourhood like to pry?
Some try but I just want to know the direction
You have to take to get out

Every morning, I'm woken by sheep
Let the foot and the mouth prevail
If it means I can sleep

The case for the catwalk
Clues are too cool for the kids
The importance of keeping your clothes on
And taking your mind off of this
The casual and the clean cut
Find me somewhere I can stay
I'm looking for pastimes and lifestyles
To keep my attention at bay

Every place, every person

The grass turns out to be astroturf
And I just want to sleep

The case for the catwalk
Clues are too cool for the kids
The importance of keeping your clothes on
And taking your mind off of this
The casual and the clean cut
Find me somewhere I can stay
I'm looking for pastimes and lifestyles
To keep my attention at bay

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