Lyrics:

Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker
In your special outfit for me, please?

Yo, ye pharoahs, let us walk
Through this barren desert, in search of truth
And some pointy boots, and maybe a few snack crackers
Baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel
Walk!

Who's in charge here?
Where's my captain's wafers?
Don't go around hungry now, the way you eat that oatmeal pie
Makes me just wanna die, baby
You make me wanna walk like a camel
Walk!

Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?
All I want is just one more oatmeal pie
Little Debbie, Little Debbie!
I'm a-comin' on home, baby, 'cause you make me wanna walk
Like a camel (a-hoo!)