Lyrics:

She blew my mind behind the record machine
She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen
Had a list of bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene

One night I caught her running out our cellar door
There was about a million people lying flat on the floor
For such a sweet little lady I would swear she's rotten to the core

She's got her hands in the cookie jar
Smiling like an alligator
Making headlines in the back of my car
Tight lipped now but she'll sink ships later

I know a thing or two about my - sweet little sister
Our mama'ed kill her if she knew what we do to my - sweet little sister
She'll love ya black and blue - sweet little sister
She's like Mona Lisa with a new tattoo
She's my sweet little - sweet little sister

Every quitting time is another disease
Too many cowboys riding high, shooting low at the knees
The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze

The pettin's getting heavy, got my tongue in her ear
Her friend is doing time for kicking ass on a queer
We're in a mental state and all our friends are here

She's telling lies through her burgundy lips
An angel on a mission of mercy
She'll get you dancing with the crack of her whip
She'll take you up to heaven on a rocket ship

I know a thing or two about my - sweet little sister
Our mama'ed kill her if she knew what we do to my - sweet little sister
She'll love ya black and blue - sweet little sister
She's like Mona Lisa with a new tattoo
She's my sweet little - sweet little sister

She got her hands in the cookie jar
Just smiling like an alligator
Making headlines in the back of my car
She's tight lipped now, but we'll sink ships later

I know a thing or two about my - sweet little sister
Our mama'ed kill her if she knew what we do to my - sweet little sister
She'll love ya black and blue - sweet little sister
She's like Mona Lisa with a new tattoo
She's my sweet little - sweet little sister