What the hell is wrong with me? Im not who I want to be I tried spot cream an I tried it all Im crawling up the wall!
What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....
I tried to join a ping-pong club, Sign on the door said all full up! I got nicked, fighting in the road An the judge didn't even know
What's my name
Dad got pissed so I got clocked Couldnt hear the tannoy so he lost the lot Offers mum a bribe through the letter box Drives you fucking mad
What's my name
Now Im round the back of your house at night Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight? I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip An you wont know who came