Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Oh she took a light saber to my heart
And she picked my brain with a pocket knife
She said, 'Say what's on your mind'
So I said, 'I'm kinda hungry and you ain't my type'
Chorus:
She said I was cold as Hell
But Hell's not cold, I know
I know 'cause I've been there for the last half-hour or so
And the devil said it never snows
Bridge:
I guess I can wait awhile--see if the temperature changes
I guess I can wait awhile--try on a few more faces for you
Verse 2:
Oh she took me out on a shopping binge
'Cause she said that I was hurtin' for some cooler clothes
She said, 'Don't you wanna be all that?
Like a Calvin Klein model in a video?'
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
2, 3, 4, 96

(Instrumental)
(Chorus)
(Bridge x3)