Lyrics:

I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
Yes, you know, she ain't no good for nothin' but trouble
That keep you buyin' rats all the time

Yes, you know I carry my wife to the hairdresser
And this what the hairdresser said
She said Sam, I can't treat your woman's hair
God knows I can treat her head, I told her no
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
Yes, you know, she ain't no good for nothin' but trouble
That keep you buyin' rats all the time

Yes, you know I woke up this mornin', people
Poor Sam, he woke about the break of day
I even found a rat on her pillow where she used to lay

You know, I don't want no woman
Boy, if her hair ain't no longer than mine
Yes, you know, she ain't no good for nothin' but trouble
That keep you buyin' rats all the time