Lyrics:

It's the little old lady from Pasadena
The little old lady from Pasadena

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go

But parked in a rickety old garage
Is a brand-new, shiny red, super-stock Dodge
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
If you see her on the street, don't try to choose her

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
You might try to go her but you'll never lose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go

Well, she's gonna get a ticket now, sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go

The guys come to race her from miles around
But she'll give 'em a length, then she'll shut 'em down
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go
Go granny, go granny, go granny