Lyrics:

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I'll tell you, brother
You can't have one without the other
Love and marriage, love and marriage
It's an institute you can't disparage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's elementary
Try, try, try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try, try, and you will only come
To this conclusion
Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
Dad was told by Mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other
Love and marriage, love and marriage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's elementary

Try, try, try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try, try, and you will only come
To this conclusion
Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
Dad was told by Mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other
Ah, no sir