Lyrics:

He's not very fast but he's a racing machine Often comes in last and he's not very clean Very rarely wins but sometimes gets a place Not exactly healthy but at least he's in the race Coming up the inside or bringing up the rear Always hope it rains 'cause then he's in the clear We never fix races but I could be wrong So always put your money on Frenzal Rhomb Gambling is a curse but it can be fun Especially when it's Frenzal racing at a hundred to one Don't break your legs Go Frenzal Rhomb