Lyrics:

I know that we all have differences I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all I'm the best guy you're ever going to meet I won't listen to your point of view I know everything I know every paradox in politics I've been every place around the world On every subject I'm a known authority No need to argue 'cause it won't get through I know it won't be long 'til all my closest friends have come and gone Freedom, I don't know what it means The right to hate is part of me it seems I know everything from history I don't need to watch the news I find it easy with my vast intelligence No one tells me anything new I often wonder why no one talks to me They must be threatened by my charm and grace I know everything about everything I'm especially witty when I'm off my face