Lyrics:

O Maxine don't ever leave me

Though you make love in a matter of fact way

When you're not here I hardly know what to say

O Maxine, don't ever worry

Though the future sometimes look a little grim

I'll give you much more than ever you'll get from him

Listen to me now

When we first met I thought you did not notice

You called me Phil not Otis

Ain't that really just too much

I felt so touched

I'd never known a lady act so strangely

I thought you might derange me

You always go for spotty youths

Ain't that the truth

O Maxine don't ever leave me

Though you make love in a matter of fact way

When you're not here I hardly know what to say

O Maxine, don't ever worry

Though the future sometimes look a little grim

I'll give you much more than ever you'll get from him

Listen to me now

I walked you out

You told me to unhand you

Forced me to command you

To show a little care

And love I can't get enough

But I'll take my time to charm you with my favors

And you'll forget those schoolboy ravers

To see I really am the best you'll ever get

O Maxine don't ever leave me

Though you make love in a matter of fact way

When you're not here I hardly know what to say

O Maxine, don't ever worry

Though the future sometimes look a little grim

I'll give you much more than ever you'll get from him

Listen to me now