I Got Laid Off My Job A Week Ago Today now I Just Can't Bring Myself To Apply For Welfare Pay now I'm Walking Down That Big Ol' Interstate i Never Thought That This Would Ever Be My Fate i'm Just Picking Up Beer Cans On The Highway it's The Only Thing I Ever Want To Do i'm Just Picking Up Beer Cans On The Highway i Gotta Save My Dough So I Can Marry You well You Can Drop Me Off On Highway 34 i Hear They Got Some Beer Cans There, And I Gotta Get Some More drive Me Into Town So We Can Cash 'em In then We Will Never Have To Live In Sin in A Ditch, I See A Flashy Shining Thing well It's Only A Pop Top, But It Reminds Me Of A Ring the Wedding Ring You'd Wear The Day You Marry Me and That's The Day I'm Gonna Be In Ecstasy i've Gotta Save My Dough So I Can Marry You