Lyrics:
Scratched his head, then pulled his ear Reached out for a glass of beer Ricky's hand Ricky's hand From the pocket it pulled five pound Ricky bought another round Ricky's hand Ricky's hand In the dark it found his zip Wiped his mouth when he was sick Ricky's hand Ricky's hand Ricky's hand Ricky's hand Six pints later he waved goodbye Picked his nose and squashed a fly Ricky's hand Ricky's hand Slamming the door it grasped the wheel Now Ricky's full of man appeal Ricky's hand Ricky's hand Ricky contravened the highway code The hand lies severed at the side of the road Ricky's hand Ricky's hand Ricky's hand Ricky's hand