Lyrics:

There comes a time within your life when you would do
Absolutely anything they ask from you
Pop the collar, spend a dollar, wear those boots
You get a rough idea of what they want from you
You better be happy
You better be healthy
You better be pretty
You better be skinny
You better have money
You better be funny
It's not too hard
To join the club
They say things like 'We don't care, we want everyone'
I saw the crowd of people gather in a club
Spend the dollar to become one of us
If you could spend your life away unless you got
You better be happy
You better be healthy
You better be pretty
You better be skinny
You better have money
You better be funny
It's not too hard
To join the club
You better be happy
You better be healthy
You better be pretty
You better be skinny
You better have money
You better be funny
It's not too hard
To join the club
It's just too hard
To join the club
It costs too much
To join the club
It's just too hard
To join the club
It costs too much
To join the club