Lyrics:

Chauffeur, take me dancing
Where everyone is groovy
Make it like a movie, uh, oh
Champagne, say my name
All the waiters in tuxedos serving pretty people

Well, I never got to go to prom
Never wore the pink chiffon
Take me to the rapture ball where everyone is beautiful

This is the best bang since the big one
Everybody's in love, dancing with their eyes shut
This is the best bang since the big one
Touch me with your white glove
Cover me in gold dust

The best bang since the big one
The best bang since the big one
The best bang since the big one

Ball gown, platinum crown
Lining all the limousines up
Love to cause a scene, yup, uh, oh
Gold chains, diamond rings
Look at all the glitterati
I must be someone important now

Never got to go to prom
Never wore the pink chiffon
Take me to the rapture ball where everyone is beautiful

This is the best bang since the big one
Everybody's in love, dancing with their eyes shut
This is the best bang since the big one
Touch me with your white glove
Cover me in gold dust

The best bang since the big one
The best bang since the big one
The best bang since the big one

The best bang since the big one
The best bang since the big one
The best bang since the big one